Omfg where is the Seinfeld/Avengers quarantine crossover? Elaine thinks she sees Cap at Whole Foods and that it’s love in first sight but she couldn’t subtly flirt with a face mask and from six feet away so she tries to hunt him down https://twitter.com/officialjld/status/1248693101717098497

George: Why would Captain America be at Whole Foods?

Elaine: Superheroes buy groceries just like everyone else

Jerry: Surely a guy who survived the Great Depression wouldn’t be buying organic

George: Unless... he knows something we don’t know (2/?)
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Cut to George panic buying at Whole Foods bc he thinks Cap’s “secret” is organic produce.

Elaine is arrested for loitering during a lockdown without a mask.

Jerry bails her out & they get mugged but saved by Spider Man. Elaine tells him to tell Cap she says hi... (3/?)

Spider-Man hears her story and says there’s no way Cap shops at Whole Foods.

Jerry: I TOLD YOU!

Meanwhile Kramer and Newman are mass producing masks to hawk on the black market in Kramer’s apartment.

In the end, Elaine sees Cap again at Whole Foods... (4/?)

Successfully tells him to meet her in an alley. They finally take off their face masks when they see each other... it’s not Cap. It’s... THE HUMAN TORCH. Elaine is not impressed, leaves him in the alley.

Cue bass line. End thread. @OfficialJLD @ChrisEvans