Welp final fantasy has arrived so I hope at least some of you will enjoy my live tweeting @yoshikochan playing it. (I have never played it) But we all know that it can't beat my kingdom of hearts thread
I guess spoiler warnings for FF7 remake???
Cloud so emo he's riding on top of a train for the extra drama
Yoshiko had to restart 2 times already we're off to a strong start
Cloud the OG tsundere, he's too cool for friendship
Yoshiko wailing over remembering the controls.
Me: "it's a good thing you have LMC here to help you remember this stuff she's more useful than me"
Yoshiko: "you definitely aren't useful"
Me: wow
Me: "it's a good thing you have LMC here to help you remember this stuff she's more useful than me"
Yoshiko: "you definitely aren't useful"
Me: wow
House questions:
Why are the "dogs" so much more powerful than the guards who are literally wearing armor
Why are the "dogs" so much more powerful than the guards who are literally wearing armor
Barret talks a big game for an aging hells Angels hippie with a gun arm letting a twink fight all his fights for him
I can't take anything Jessie says seriously because of her tragic Madonna cone bra chest plate
Cloud on the clock and just cutting up boxes to look for loot. While his party waits for him, gig economy life.
Yoshiko struggling through the first boss fight wailing "I'm sorry I'm so bad at this cloud, you deserve better!"
Barret dies twice...
Yoshiko pausing the game to play A3 because there's an event
*toxic by Brittany spears starts playing*
Oh here's everyone's favorite evil hottopic ex boyfriend
Oh here's everyone's favorite evil hottopic ex boyfriend
House concensus, Cloud definitely needed therapy
Is it true love if you meet someone who's also hallucinating. But still wants to flirt in the middle of a city wide disaster
Even with my limited knowledge of FF7 I still know reno & rude is the only ship that matters
Eco terrorist cloud says fuck the police
Jessie calling him out for being tsundere
When does cloud get his official team cargo shorts, breast plate & head band
Yoshiko is on her own since I have class tonight but I watched long enough to see Cloud regift the flower aerith gave him like a jerk
Midgar is some urban dystopia hellscape that on top of poverty people just have giant face sucking scorpions rooming in junk yards
Cloud is bad with cats is all this mini quest has proven
Bg crowd chatter: I could go for a big ass sword.
Is that a euphemism??
Is that a euphemism??

Tifa might be your buff queen but the only thing that's legit about her bartending is her cocktail shake.
Yoshiko hands off the controller to LMC so she can play a mini game for her since she's "bad at them"
LMC angrily playing digital darts and working her way up to being tied for first and managed to take first
A haus victory
Tifa and Jessie both just dismissing cloud to hang with their bros is true empowerment
Cloud an introvert exhausted by dealing with extroverts.
Also slightly disappointing he doesn't sleep with his sword like a dakimakura
Also slightly disappointing he doesn't sleep with his sword like a dakimakura
Jessie's bros accepting cloud into the family and cloud not having the social skills to process this
Casual bike fight with swords as you do. Just a handsome punk with a mullet pompadour wants to duel you