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omg i just found a bunch of unnecessarily cheesy pick-up lines i'm making a thread of my favourite 
are you religious? because you're the answer to all my prayers
are you a magician? because every time i look at you everyone else disappears
well here i am. what are your two other wishes?
(this one is v tricky but funny nonetheless)
(this one is v tricky but funny nonetheless)
if God made anything more beautiful than you, i'm sure he'd keep it for himself
are you my appendix? because i have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like i should take you out
i'm sorry, i don't think we've met. i'd never forget such a pretty face
i'm sorry, but you owe me a drink.
(why?)
because when i looked up, i dropped mine.
( @AneleSatsha this is the contender for cheesiest)
(why?)
because when i looked up, i dropped mine.
( @AneleSatsha this is the contender for cheesiest
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