omg i just found a bunch of unnecessarily cheesy pick-up lines i& #39;m making a thread of my favourite https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">

are you religious? because you& #39;re the answer to all my prayers

are you a magician? because every time i look at you everyone else disappears

well here i am. what are your two other wishes?

(this one is v tricky but funny nonetheless)

if God made anything more beautiful than you, i& #39;m sure he& #39;d keep it for himself

are you my appendix? because i have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like i should take you out

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i& #39;m sorry, i don& #39;t think we& #39;ve met. i& #39;d never forget such a pretty face

i& #39;m sorry, but you owe me a drink.
(why?)
because when i looked up, i dropped mine.

( @AneleSatsha this is the contender for cheesiest https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">)