{dawn breaks at House 2}

Von Miller's chickens scramble about the yard

Nikola Jokic yawns, his legs dangle off the top bunk and almost touch Trey's head

I'm making breakfast for the house. Fresh eggs every day. Thanks, Von

Jessica is FTing JT again. Cute. But it's a lot. https://twitter.com/GovofCO/status/1248652646904258561
{House 2 has lunch on the deck}

We can see House 3 from here. I wave. @AdeleArakawa doesn't wave back.

Their cheeseburgers smell delicious. And they have the best furniture of any house. Adele hooked em up.

A glance over the fence at House 4. Eating bull testicles... again.
{2PM, House 2}

Von is teaching Joker how to sack the QB. Why do I always have to be the QB? He's thrown me over the fence. Twice. I land in the yard of House 5 but they're too baked to notice.

Jessica is FTing JT. Again.

Trey won't shut up about this sport he wants us to play.
{6PM at House 2}

I'm broadcasting #HeyNext from the basement but everyone is upstairs watching @annetrujillo7 do the news from House 1. Whatevs. I'm not jealous.
{music blasts from House 2, it's 10pm}

Jessica and JT (via Zoom) are giving us dance lessons. There's a quiet beauty to the way Nikola moves.

Jessica can really sing. I had no idea.

Craft beer is flowing. Thirsty neighbors peer over the fence.
{it's 2AM, the neighborhood is quiet, mostly}

I think Von is still up reading. The guy is like da Vinci, if da Vinci could do 20+ reps at 225.

There are strange noises coming from House 6. Again. The built a wall tonight. Not a fence. A legit wall.

We're all worried for Missy.
{2:37AM, the light in Von's room clicks off}

The chickens are asleep in their nests.

Nicola's feet are draped over Trey's face in the bottom bunk.

Tomorrow will be another beautiful day to stay at home... but choose your house wisely.

Goodnight, Colorado.
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