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Hey guys im gonna watch cats 2019 for the first time. Livetweet time
Wtf is this opening music, it sounds like circus music that has been warped by my memory
J??? Jellicle?????
This song is ok, not that great
This song is ok, not that great
Ok genuine question. Am i hallucinating. Like, did everyone watch a different movie than me, then lie about its quality, before showing THIS to me just as a cruel prank
Ok i hate this song now it& #39;s so obnoxious
That one cat is wearing clothes, why is no one else
Im so tired that everything is moulding together into one, awful slab of cat puns and it& #39;s making it worse
Guys please leave Victoria alone. After how she was thrown in that bag, I& #39;m pretty sure she has brain damage, and I think after this movie, I will, too
PLEASE STOP SAYING JELLICLE I AM SO CONFUSED
Omg please dont do Rebel Wilson dirty like this
THE MICE?????? WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE
Gumby cat(? Idk how to spell) is the only ok song so far
NO
NO NOT COCKROACHES
NO NO NONONO NO OH MY GOD THIS IS MY WORST NIGHTMARE IM GONNA SOB
NO NOT COCKROACHES
NO NO NONONO NO OH MY GOD THIS IS MY WORST NIGHTMARE IM GONNA SOB
My brain feels numb and everything is dull, i cant understand what theyre saying anymore
The lighting is literally amazing, the songs are repetitive and obnoxious, the designs are ABHORRENT
The lighting is good so if someone who needed glasses but wasn& #39;t wearing them and was deaf watched this, it would be ok
Did that cat just call this a cult. Cause if she did then yeah i agree
That one cat grabbing the other& #39;s head while singing Grizzabella has the same energy as that "shut up heather!" during candy store
This movie would be FANTASTIC if 2d animated
Did rebel wilson cat just die
I cant be bothered to remember names
I cant be bothered to remember names
The next time they say cat or jellicle, every single wound I& #39;ve ever had in my entire life will open again and I will bleed out and die
Some fat cat: "hey guys I am FAT and I love it and that& #39;s my personality because Hollywood can& #39;t write me any other way"
The same cat, 5 min later: "you KNOW im sensitive abt my size and that& #39;s ALSO bc hollywood can& #39;t write me any other way
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The same cat, 5 min later: "you KNOW im sensitive abt my size and that& #39;s ALSO bc hollywood can& #39;t write me any other way
The only likable cat is that one cat with the hat and coat bc he& #39;s menacing, but why does he have powers
Alright so the fat cat died
Those two calico(?) cats who keep getting close to victoria make me SO uncomfy
They keep repeating their names but do they really think im gonna remember them
Magic cat and hat cat are the only ok characters
Victoria is so dull it hurts
Victoria is so dull it hurts
Alright
So
So youre telling me hat cat is moot
So
So youre telling me hat cat is moot
"A cat who has lived many lives in succession"
Alright. Alright i hate that this is one of my ocs. Shut the fuck up, I will NOT relate Casper to this
Alright. Alright i hate that this is one of my ocs. Shut the fuck up, I will NOT relate Casper to this
If I wanna know what they& #39;re saying I need the subtitles bc of my struggle w comprehension
But at the same time
Do I WANT to understand this.
But at the same time
Do I WANT to understand this.
I cant tell if I& #39;ve been watching this for 1 minute or 8 yesrs
THE CIRCUS MUSIC IS BACK
Theyre chanting abt jellicle cats i am currently dying
Aight they doin weird shit w their tails and the circus music is back i am hallucinating
I thought that during this i was gonna be like "haha so bad it& #39;s funny" but no i am feeling genuine discomfort right now
Circus music is gone and moot cat took off his clothes wtf is gonna happen
This song was good till it started sounding like it was from the 80a
80s
Right now i am just
Is that a sun drawn with blood on the ground or is that paint. Either way this is an actual fucking cat cult
Im focusing on literally anything i can other than this movie. So basically my hands smell like celery and a cat is singing Memories
Tbh i already hated this song but MAN i sure do hate it more
I would make jokes abt the female cats getting close 2 eachother and them being lesbians but i dont want cats 2019 to be the representation we get
I think this is the first time victoria is singing totally solo and the song is pretty decent compared to rest but the character is so dull and annoying i dont like it
Reading back at my livetweet bc it& #39;s funny and I need to fucking distract myself pls help
To gauge how much i dislike this: usually when watching musicals, artist and adhd brain are both working OVERTIME to think of animatics. Right now, both are completely fucking silent
That old man cat is gross and weird. Magic cat and moot cat are the only ok characters
Nevermind. Magic cat just stopped and rubbed his fact against the wall for no reason other than "heeho im magic and a cat" and i dont like him anymore
Gus has such a hoarse voice it makes me feel like i need to clear my throat i hate it
My friend is playing the nao ending of yttd and messaging me abt that but my brain feels so dull and tired. I am blaming this movie
Maybe eating sweets will make me feel better
Old man cat gus just did a really long, loud note and it redid all trauma that all the sweets had undone
Alright so gus got booped by moot cat
So i notice that my initial tweet for this thread is an hour old. Does this mean this is almost over
Im always keeping an eye out for something I& #39;d like to reuse for some clothing design. Tap dancing cat with red pants has nice pants. That is the only good thing i can say abt the designs
