jokes

a thread
knock knock
who’s there
britney spears
britney spears who
knock knock
who’s there
oops i did it again
knock knock
ice pick
ice pick who
ice pick a different language but i still hear you call
knock knock
who’s there
fix
fix who
fix the fucking doorbell
knock knock
who’s there
tank
tank who
you’re welcome
why is peter pan always flying?
cause he neverlands
knock knock
who’s there
little old lady
little only lady who
i didn’t know you could yodel
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