the best shitpost in the bible is definitely the one where a mob of 42 mean youths shows up to roast Elisha for being bald and Elisha asks God to call down a hit squad of bears to murder them

every part of it is incredible: 1.) "yeahhh, you keep going up, BALDHEAD" 2.) 42 children! 42 of them showed up to make fun of a guy for being bald, and that& #39;s terrifying 3.) two bears went through dozens of children like shit through a goose. no mercy run