The ideal way to mount a TV adaptation of Susan Choi& #39;s Trust Exercise is to take the model of Russell T. Davies& #39;s little seen dual series Banana and Cucumber.

In this essay I will...

(Sorry, I will never stop thinking/talking about this book.)

(Also, I know Choi is working on a TV adaptation, so slip her this tweet, bc I am convinced I am right, as per usual.)

Like in the ideal world, Section 1 is a teen drama that airs on, say, ABC, and Section 2 is a prestige miniseries that airs on FX, and it& #39;s only about halfway through the season that anybody realizes they& #39;re part of the same story.

"What of section 3, Emily???" you ask, as though I haven& #39;t accounted for it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Call me, Hollywood!