My ex-husband is at the grocery store and texted, “Send me your list. I know you need things. No need for both of us to be unnecessarily exposed.”

I’m dealing with so many parents at work who are not working together, but this... this right here is how it’s done.
This is next level.
Btw ladies, if anyone is interested, he’s single and employed (law enforcement) and has a family health insurance package. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👀" title="Eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Eyes">
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