Boob claws has sparked some painful memories for people. So, people who have or once had boobs, what is the most painful thing that has ever joined them inside your clothing? I'll give my answer in the next tweet, so people don't HAVE to see it.

I've told y'all before about how alligator lizards like to burrow. One ran up my sleeve, burrowed into my bra, and clamped onto my underboob like a VICE. It tore the skin. I bled for over an hour after we coaxed the damn thing off.