"OK Gloria, try and look suspenseful. And provocative. And continental. Keep it classy."
"OK Deborah, try and look imperiled. And intriguing. And beguiling. Now light me."
"OK Agatha, try and look dangerous. And Spanish. And equestrian. Like a danger jockey, but a bit teasing."
"OK Penelope, we're going for medieval, but sexy. Sexy medieval. Joan of Arc with a whip."
"OK Amanda, I want stern but sexy. And petrochemical. Sexy inorganic petrochemical. And cleavage."
"OK Jill, think Cairo. Pyramids. Sexy pyramids. Amenhotep in expensive perfume. Maybe with some pouting."
"OK Pamela, I want seduction. And intrigue. And the deep sea fishing industry. Think cod, but sexy. Sexy, intriguing cod. With cleavage."
"OK Emily, you're a cobra. A big snake. A sexy, dangerous cobra. On a plane. You're a snake on a plane. With cleavage. Maybe a pout. Give me pouty snakey danger."
"OK Fiona, this one's in Berlin. I want sexy, but Teutonic. Classy. Think European. A braless Brandenburg Gate of beguiling."
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