Read on Twitter
“YOU said we were in a relationship. EYE did not. I’m single” https://twitter.com/nerd_oftheyear/status/1248658805925314560
Like you cut niggas off on the interstate daily.
Like you get random girls numbers and when they text you... this is the response:
“Read @ 2:06pm”
“Read @ 2:06pm”
Like you blow bitches bykes out and when they wanna sleep over, you already have their Uber waiting outside.
Like you have girls leaving your house and passing by the next bitch on their way out.
Like your name could be “Mr. Bitches”
Like you date girls for months and when they wanna make it official you ghost them.
Like everyone of your exes’ moms still text your during the holidays.
Like you use women to fertilize your beard.
