cat, running in: papa! pápá! please! there has been a crime! i have not been fed in Years.... i am Wasteing Away....... with my last breath i must take justice upon myself.... you leave me no choice but to bap your stupid fucking face with my paws for Negligence, pápá...

he ate a few hours ago and he will be fed again at seven. he knows the routine and yet......

papa! i see you tweeting of your crimes! papa i have the police on the phone.... do you truly love me..... you bastard man with your opposable thumbs and your long and useless body...... pápá, you Fuck, you will rue this day..... until then i shall Scream until my demands are met