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Day 19 on lockdown.
"Getting dressed" means simply putting a top on for Zoom calls and making sure your bottom is covered by *something* in case you need to stand up
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"Getting dressed" means simply putting a top on for Zoom calls and making sure your bottom is covered by *something* in case you need to stand up
1/n
Crockery and cutlery no longer live in the cupboard, they simply come out of and go back into the dishwasher
2/n
2/n
Joe Wicks is basically your best mate now
3/n
3/n
You will watch anything online, including a dog stealing a bone, foreign language Netflix shows with 2 stars and old runs of Parliament TV
4/n
4/n
The kids are essentially feral, allowed 24 hour screen time and to play with knives if they just stay quiet
5/n
5/n
Your partner essentially hates you now and has no idea what to do about it
7/n
7/n
You cry after every matey booze-up on Zoom, pretending that conversations where everyone speaks over everyone else and you only hear every 5th word because your connection is shit is somehow a replacement for human contact
8/n
8/n
You spend at least 4 hours every day trying to get supermarket delivery slots
9/n
9/n
Even your sour dough starter is sick of the sight of you
10/n
10/n
There is no end. To this thread or the lockdown
11/n
11/n
You& #39;ve bought so much random shit off the internet just so you can smile and shrug knowingly at the delivery guy
12/n
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You& #39;ve realised that basically being able to cook three things is not good enough. It was never good enough.
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