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I’m going to do a tutorial on sliding into people’s DMs . Firstly it is worth noting that Hey Isn’t a good opener. It’s generic , soulless and requires zero effort. It’s unlikely you’ll get a response.
Secondly sending a picture of your genitalia is both unoriginal and presumptuous. Nobody is interested in seeing your purple warrior or your wang awake or asleep. If they do they’ll ask.
If someone has No DMs on their profile it’s provably because they are scalded to death from people slipping in with mundane commentary.
If you decide to compliment a woman then don’t go with the sexy , pretty , great breasts route. Most women are all of those things and have knowledge already so you’re not going to blow her away.
If she doesn’t reply there really is no point in using office type etiquette and checking in again to see did she get it. She did and she’s ignoring you.
Should the thought cross your mind to video yourself being carnal with yourself in your Mums spare room I urge you to push this thought into your gut and make yourself sick rather than the object of your affection
Here are are some alternative superlatives that you can use about her instead of sexy:
Enchanting , Soulful , immense , intense , alluring , glamorous
Bewitching .
You could also pick something non physical like : intriguing , mysterious or funny
Enchanting , Soulful , immense , intense , alluring , glamorous
Bewitching .
You could also pick something non physical like : intriguing , mysterious or funny
Also it’s completely pointless DM sliding if your profile picture is a car , scenic sea view or your ma. Initially someone is likely to be drawn to either your witty repartee or a nice beard or smile. It lends itself to them thinking that you’re Ted Bundy or Married.
If you want to buy undergarments , nudes , socks or her toenails there are websites such as Pantydeal , only fans etc that you can head to.
Thanks for listening, there further weeks of lockdown has me worried for my sanity and my ability not to publish the DMs individually 
