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Prem teams as shoes: A Thread.
Everton: Adidas Continental 80
- Had a spell of success in the 80s but has dropped off now. Still very popular and can mix it with the best occasionally
- Had a spell of success in the 80s but has dropped off now. Still very popular and can mix it with the best occasionally
Liverpool: White AF1s
- The top. Nothing can come close recently, and has been around for a very long time. Loved by many.
- The top. Nothing can come close recently, and has been around for a very long time. Loved by many.
Wolves: Adidas Ozweego
- Pretty decent with a strong sense of foreign flair. Doing well at the moment but can easily drop off.
- Pretty decent with a strong sense of foreign flair. Doing well at the moment but can easily drop off.
Manchester City: Speed Trainers
- Very expensive but lacking any real heart and soul. Loved by lots but hated by lots more.
- Very expensive but lacking any real heart and soul. Loved by lots but hated by lots more.
Southampton: Puma Suede
- Did alright a little while ago but has dropped off massively now. Still rated by a few people but not as many as before.
- Did alright a little while ago but has dropped off massively now. Still rated by a few people but not as many as before.
Aston Villa: Gucci Trekstars
- Lots of money surrounding these but a massive flop. Big cult following for the brand but needs to up its game.
- Lots of money surrounding these but a massive flop. Big cult following for the brand but needs to up its game.
Sheffield Utd: Air Max 97s
- Doing waaaaay better than originally expected. Huge following and an overall good contender recently.
- Doing waaaaay better than originally expected. Huge following and an overall good contender recently.
Burnley: Brown Mens Trainer
- Bit boring really. Old men are in love with them.
- Bit boring really. Old men are in love with them.
Watford: Builders Boots
- Useful in certain situations but overall a bit boring. Can give you a big hit if you aren't ready, however.
- Useful in certain situations but overall a bit boring. Can give you a big hit if you aren't ready, however.
West Ham: Sketchers Trainer
- Trying to copy some of the big boys but failing hugely. Ambitious, but rubbish.
- Trying to copy some of the big boys but failing hugely. Ambitious, but rubbish.
Arsenal: Nike Zooms
- Lackluster start but picking it up recently. Good history but needs to up its game to be considered huge in recent times.
- Lackluster start but picking it up recently. Good history but needs to up its game to be considered huge in recent times.
Norwich: Mandals
- Bit shit really. Your dad likes them though.
- Bit shit really. Your dad likes them though.
Chelsea: Puma RSX
- Young and fresh. Doing way better than originally expected. Proper bit of sauce surrounding this one, just needs to keep progressing.
- Young and fresh. Doing way better than originally expected. Proper bit of sauce surrounding this one, just needs to keep progressing.
Bournemouth: Nike Shox
- Still floating around but nobody really knows how or why. Not rated at all.
- Still floating around but nobody really knows how or why. Not rated at all.
Man Utd: Air Max 90
- All time classic and still very popular. Can constantly mix it with the best.
- All time classic and still very popular. Can constantly mix it with the best.
Tottenham: Fila Disruptor
- Popular but not fantastic. Really needs to up its game or it will fall into mediocrity.
- Popular but not fantastic. Really needs to up its game or it will fall into mediocrity.
Brighton: Crocs
- Actually really liked by a lot of people but I don't know why. Boring and ugly.
- Actually really liked by a lot of people but I don't know why. Boring and ugly.
Leicester: Balenciaga Triple S
- Really popular with some but hated by many others. Had some success but now thinks they're the best.
- Really popular with some but hated by many others. Had some success but now thinks they're the best.
Newcastle: Nike M2K Tekno
- Bit of a classic with a modern twist. Not doing too great but has a really big following. Should up its game.
- Bit of a classic with a modern twist. Not doing too great but has a really big following. Should up its game.
Crystal Palace: ZX Flux
- Not entirely sure why they are still around but just won't go away. Had a tiny bit of success but overall a bit crap.
- Not entirely sure why they are still around but just won't go away. Had a tiny bit of success but overall a bit crap.
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