MY DAD GAVE ME AND MY SISTER A WHOOPIN PT.2 https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing"> #storytimethread #funnythread
After @livinwitliyah has harassed me to finish this thread https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😪" title="Sleepy face" aria-label="Emoji: Sleepy face"> (WHICH I WAS FINNA DO NIKKA) I will finish where I left off
Like I was saying it was hella detergent on the floor and we was scrubbing my nikka. While we was scrubbing we heard the door start to unlock and we fuckin THREW THEM RAGS
But my dad had already seen us so he was like md= my dad
md: what was y’all doing?
Us: nothing.
md: *looks at the floor* WHAT IS THAT ON THE CARPEThttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😤" title="Face with look of triumph" aria-label="Emoji: Face with look of triumph">
Atp my sister was in tears and my step brother was just shocked.
I was just looking at himhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤷🏽‍♀️" title="Woman shrugging (medium skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Woman shrugging (medium skin tone)"> so he was like
md: WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CARPEThttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="‼️" title="Double exclamation mark" aria-label="Emoji: Double exclamation mark">
me: while we were sleep kim put detergent on the carpet
md: Why y’all wasn’t watching herhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤦🏽" title="Person facepalming (medium skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Person facepalming (medium skin tone)">
me: we was sleep mf (I didn’t say that but yk what i meanhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Skull" aria-label="Emoji: Skull">)
md: yall finna get a whooping
j: NOO PLEASEhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">
We’ve never gotten a whooping from our dad before and she was scaredhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Skull" aria-label="Emoji: Skull">
My dad went to take off his shoes and get a belt and we was all whining
My dad gets a chair from the kitchen, sits down and was like who about to go first. Now i was the only one not crying and i was like MEhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😌" title="Relieved face" aria-label="Emoji: Relieved face"> with no hesitationhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Skull" aria-label="Emoji: Skull">
My dad told me to lay my stomach on his thighs like *gif* and I did. YALL HE HAD THAT BELT READYhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Skull" aria-label="Emoji: Skull">
As soon as he started whooping me y’all I ain’t feel shithttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😐" title="Neutral face" aria-label="Emoji: Neutral face"> like that shit didn’t hurt at all. and I took that whoopin like a G omd and he only gave me 3 hits and I was outhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😗" title="Kissing face" aria-label="Emoji: Kissing face">
Then it was my sister turn and she was wildn istghttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy"> she was like *gif* and her whooping wasn’t long either but she was doing too much for mehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Skull" aria-label="Emoji: Skull">
YALL THIS THE ABSOLUTE FUCKED UP PARThttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="‼️" title="Double exclamation mark" aria-label="Emoji: Double exclamation mark">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😒" title="Unamused face" aria-label="Emoji: Unamused face">
MY STEP BROTHER AINT GET NO WHOOPIN BRO THAT NIKKA HAD TO GO TO HIS G MA HOUSE AND SHE CAME TO GET HIS STOOPID ASS EARLYhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="‼️" title="Double exclamation mark" aria-label="Emoji: Double exclamation mark">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😤" title="Face with look of triumph" aria-label="Emoji: Face with look of triumph">
WE HAD TO “SUFFER” AND THAT NIKKA GIT TO LEAVEhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="⁉️" title="Exclamation question mark" aria-label="Emoji: Exclamation question mark"> MY DAD HAD ME FUCKED UPhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Skull" aria-label="Emoji: Skull">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Skull" aria-label="Emoji: Skull"> nikka gone say some go get your stuff your grandma’s here, I was like *gif* what that’s not fair.
Anyways my dad told my momma and my momma ain’t have no problem with it she was like you did what you had to dohttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😐" title="Neutral face" aria-label="Emoji: Neutral face"> mane I was so mad at my dad that whole ass dayhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Skull" aria-label="Emoji: Skull">
And I still it up to this day, every time I say sum bout it my dad be like some “y’all shoulda never been sleep”
MOTS:make one up bc I really don’t knowhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Skull" aria-label="Emoji: Skull">
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