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We have way more than 4 questions about why this night is different from all other nights. https://twitter.com/aita_reddit/status/1248584494040391680
1) Why bagels for dinner in the first place? We love them but this not a usual choice.
2) Why a dozen? It’s a small gathering and it’s just for Eric and Sarah. Why so many?
3) What topping makes a bagel dinner-friendly? Regardless of it being a holy night, for future reference, we’re curious.
4) Were they fresh bagels or day-old or from their freezer? Fresh bagels mean they ignored the matzoh in the store and went for them anyway right? Day-old and frozen are usually better toasted.
5) If they planned to toast the bagels, where were they planning to toast their bagels knowing their host wouldn’t be inclined to allow leavened bread in their kitchen let alone the house?
6) Did they also bring something for their hosts?
7) What was it about their bagels that made Eric and Sarah so adamant about eating them at the expense of their family relationship when asked to remove them?
8) On all other nights we eat leavened and unleavened bread. Why on this night, Eric and Sarah, only bagels?
9) You all took the risk of gathering during a pandemic, did everyone argue with at least 6 ft between you?
10) On all other nights, we eat either sitting or reclining, on this night we all recline. Was everyone arguing in a reclined position?
11) What do Eric and Sarah think happened to Carol Baskin’s husband?
12) Did Eric and Sarah think that if they scooped the bagels they were “close enough” to matzah?
13) If Eric and Sarah knew about “Everything Matzah” could this whole thing have been avoided?
14) Do yarmulkes come in quarantine-sweatpants material? Asking for a friend.
15) If their hosts made a whole in the middle of their matzo, would Eric and Sarah consider that to count as a bagel?
16) Did this incident occur in St. Louis cuz if those bagels were sliced bread-loaf style on top of all this, so help me, I’m flipping a Seder table.
