~~A thread of Raghav's epic dialogues~~

1."Duniya bhaut choti hai aur zindagi ke din bhaut kam hai, aap kisi bhi cheez se zindagi bhar nahi bhaag sakti, kabhi na kabhi uska saamna karna padega aapko"

2."Maine kahin suna tha ki Bhagwaan bhi sirf unki maddad karta hai jo apni khud ki maddad karte hai "

3."Mujhy judey hue nahi apni hifazat main uthe hue haath zyada ache lagte hain "

4."Agli baar koi ladka tumhe chedhe toh apni chappal utarke ek maarna kheechke,Munh tedha ho jayega nazrein apne aap seedhi ho jayengi"

5."Maar khane ke liye tayar ho toh aage aa jao.Ek ek kar ke aaoge ya aik saath "

6."Ghoor nahi raha hoon, soch raha hoon,agar tujhe mara toh kitne saal ki hogi "

7."Kamaal hai Thankyou bolne gaya tha aur galiyaan sunke aa raha hoon"

8. "Aaj kutte nahi dikhai de rahe road pe lekin sunai de rahe hai...so funny"

9. " Agar main pyaaz katunga toh pyaaz ko bhi rona aa jayega "

10."kabhi kabhi usse dekhke lagta hai ki woh apni zindagi se harr chuki hai, kabhi kabhi usmein takat dikhti hai, ek takat, ladne ki takat. Mann karta hai usse jaake kehdun ki apne aaj ko apne darr ke aage dabne na de, apni khushiyon se naa bhaage, sab theek ho jayega "

11."Tone toh nahi badalsakti boss, haan agar aap chahe toh main apni ringtone zaroor badal sakta hoon"

12. "Jo log badi badi baatein karte hai unse mujhe bhaut chidh hoti hai aur jab chidh machti hai toh main saamne waale ko rafa dafa kar deta hoon"

13. "Ab baithiye aram se, chai pijiye, khana khaiye aur kisi aur ko pakaiye,
Atithi devo bhava "

14."Aapko apne darr se ladna hoga nahi toh apni zindagi kaise jiyege aap ?"