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aquariuses are highkey my favorite compatible people of my zodiac sign...open ur heart up luv I’m concerned for u but also let’s laugh for 3 hours no interruptions
geminis though—I can only tolerate two...@ other geminis I want y’all to make complete sense TODAY. NOW. how tf are compatible?
leos are sweet but pretty clingy...it’s like having a constant little kid at hmart by your side but they also try the samples with you and help you steal things lowkey...second to aquariuses
Sagittariuses will forever remain a medical mystery to me—I don’t understand y’all...not in a bad way...the aura of mystery y’all have is very off putting and kinda ??? I’m in a constant state of “what am I supposed to believe”
(might as well do a thread and come back to it when i feel like) virgos make me feel like im in honeycomb...y'all too sweet! it makes me sick! stop letting people walk all over you, yall have the potential to step ur p*ssy UP! also i can come to yall for most things, mommy energy
capricorns have sexy/evil energy...u know the kdramas with the sexy ceo's son character that's constantly thotting and plotting? that's u, luv...
Pisces...”I don’t have emotions” then why y’all simping hard on the TL? also you guys are either really musically inclined or doing nothing but vibing around wherever all the time...my dad’s a pisces and has an album of himself singing the same maroon 5 song—obsessed with himself
libras (myself haha!) are so obsessed with themselves and are either humble about it or cocky about it and never recognize it—MAKE A DECISION AND STICK WITH IT! YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER TO THE PROBLEMS YOU HAVE! a huge go-getter and very lazy at the same time, annoying
if the tv show glee were a person it would be cancer...dramatic asses...when William Shakespeare was like “the world is a stage” you really took that and RAN with it? i can never date one ever again, y’all stay away from me you demons
never finished this thread. no one asked. not a soul. anyways.
