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aquariuses are highkey my favorite compatible people of my zodiac sign...open ur heart up luv I’m concerned for u but also let’s laugh for 3 hours no interruptions
geminis though—I can only tolerate two...@ other geminis I want y’all to make complete sense TODAY. NOW. how tf are compatible?
leos are sweet but pretty clingy...it’s like having a constant little kid at hmart by your side but they also try the samples with you and help you steal things lowkey...second to aquariuses
Sagittariuses will forever remain a medical mystery to me—I don’t understand y’all...not in a bad way...the aura of mystery y’all have is very off putting and kinda ??? I’m in a constant state of “what am I supposed to believe”
(might as well do a thread and come back to it when i feel like) virgos make me feel like im in honeycomb...y& #39;all too sweet! it makes me sick! stop letting people walk all over you, yall have the potential to step ur p*ssy UP! also i can come to yall for most things, mommy energy
capricorns have sexy/evil energy...u know the kdramas with the sexy ceo& #39;s son character that& #39;s constantly thotting and plotting? that& #39;s u, luv...
Pisces...”I don’t have emotions” then why y’all simping hard on the TL? also you guys are either really musically inclined or doing nothing but vibing around wherever all the time...my dad’s a pisces and has an album of himself singing the same maroon 5 song—obsessed with himself
libras (myself haha!) are so obsessed with themselves and are either humble about it or cocky about it and never recognize it—MAKE A DECISION AND STICK WITH IT! YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER TO THE PROBLEMS YOU HAVE! a huge go-getter and very lazy at the same time, annoying
if the tv show glee were a person it would be cancer...dramatic asses...when William Shakespeare was like “the world is a stage” you really took that and RAN with it? i can never date one ever again, y’all stay away from me you demons
never finished this thread. no one asked. not a soul. anyways.
