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My corona-rally bingo card for today includes this: "Trump uses the resurrection of Christ as an analogy for what his policies will do for the American economy."
I& #39;m feeling pretty confident I& #39;m gonna win that Easter ham.
I& #39;m feeling pretty confident I& #39;m gonna win that Easter ham.
"Jesus was a man who was treated very unfairly, very roughly. But he came back, just like we& #39;re going to come back. It was unbelievable, many people are saying that one day that rock just [hand flourish] rolled away. It rolled away. Just like we will roll back this shut down."
"Just last night Mike was telling me about how Easter is all about rebirth, not many people know that. It& #39;s like everyone in the world gets a new line of credit, like Oprah giving everyone a new car, only it& #39;s from God so it& #39;s real and not socialist fake news."
"I stand up here and take questions from you nasty people, boom, boom, boom, it& #39;s like nails you know, like nails, in my hands in my feet, like everywhere. But it& #39;s ok because we& #39;re coming back. The whole megillah, as my accountant would say, great guy by the way."
"He was telling me a story the other day about how I remind of him of Pharaoh and I& #39;m like & #39;Farah Fawcett? Because of the hair?& #39; and he& #39;s like, no different Pharaoh who is getting noticed more and more these days."
"Anyway, he said I& #39;m doing great because there has been only a little bit of blood and no frogs yet. With Obama or Clinton there would have been so many frogs, just frogs everywhere. But we are doing very strongly with the frogs, right Mike?"
"I was joking the other day with Don Jr. about the whole killing of the first born thing, not many people know about that, he& #39;d never heard of it, but it& #39;s something I& #39;ve considered very strongly sometimes when I look at how much of my money he spends, just kidding, great kid."
"Look, the fake news won& #39;t tell you this but things are looking up. Funeral directors and Catholic priests are calling me and saying & #39;Mr. Trump, Mr. Trump, sir& #39; we have too much business, please make it stop. So we& #39;re starting to win with religion AND the economy."
"Pretty soon the economy& #39;s just going to start growing like rabbits. Like those Easter rabbits who, well I can& #39;t say it on television but you know what rabbits do. That& #39;s what Easter means to me, so much birth...& #39;fec-un-ditty,& #39; is that what you called it Fauci? Smart guy, Tony."
