Ranking my #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons villagers from best to worst: a thread
Best: Freckles

She gives me the best DIY recipes, sends me gifts, and calls me her bestie 🥺🥺 also she’s by far my cutest villager
2nd: Julian

Sings so many songs and brightens up the whole island, has by far the best house and is always giving me reactions and gifts. For a smug villager he’s actually pretty good
3rd: Sydney

Very cute (and purple, my favorite color), always calls me sunshine and I love it, and can’t go wrong with the koalas 🐨
4th: Gayle

Very nice to everyone, always calls me “snacky” which is very cute and unique, gives me DIY recipes sometimes
5th: Rex

Funniest villager, always fishing (and when he is he has the best dialogue), and someone that livens up the island
6th: Gonzo

Is like the cranky old grandpa of the island (in a good way), and for some reason I love his sweater lmaoo. Also I love the koalas if you can’t tell
7th: Genji

One of my starting villagers so he’s a real one, always reminding me to workout and hydrate (-1 for the workout but +2 for hydration), has a resting bitch face but I kinda like it anyways
8th: Murphy

Kinda eh, also like a grandpa to the island but he’s kinda like the Joe Biden to Gonzo’s Bernie Sanders (take that as you will lmaoo), bonus points for a cool looking house
Worst: Tammy

This bitch is the worst person I’ve ever met. Her catchphrase (“ya heard”) reminds of every white boy I went to high school with and not in a good way. And she just looks like a bitch, look at her. I will celebrate the day she moves off the island
And that concludes my #acnh villagers thread. In conclusion, Freckles and Julian are god-tier villagers and Tammy can die in a fire. The rest are pretty good tbh. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk
IM LITERALLY SO MAD AT MYSELF I FORGOT TO INCLUDE MINT IN THIS THREAD IM SO SORRY SWEETIE YOU DESERVE SO MUCH BETTER (Ranking her number 3, everyone else is moved down one)
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