Broke: Crucifixion = bad, so if we had been there when Jesus was crucified we would have yelled "Crucify him!" because we are all sinners

Woke: Crucifixion = good, so we would yell "Crucify him!" because we could only be reconciled to God if Jesus was crucified and ressurected

Maybe Jesus wasn& #39;t killed because he was daring to claim he was the Messiah. Maybe he was killed because everyone totally believed him and knew that was what they had to do!

Judas, the Sanhedrin, Pontius Pilate, and the crowds did nothing wrong! They were heroes.

I just want to point out that this thread was inspired by some (bad) theological discussion I& #39;ve seen around Facebook this week. These tweets are satirical; I am not trying to do a heresy.