thinking abt when i was turning 5 and my mom sent my dad to get a cake and he came back with 3 candles and my mom was like “wtf l??” and he was like “what??” and she told him that i was turning 5 not 3 and he laughed and said “they grow up so fast” and my mom nearly murdered him
i have really fond memories of my dad like hes not perfect but hes the funniest man i know
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