thinking abt when i was turning 5 and my mom sent my dad to get a cake and he came back with 3 candles and my mom was like “wtf l??” and he was like “what??” and she told him that i was turning 5 not 3 and he laughed and said “they grow up so fast” and my mom nearly murdered him
i have really fond memories of my dad like hes not perfect but hes the funniest man i know
https://twitter.com/bellamisblakes/status/1209661875094339585?s=21 can’t forget this thread https://twitter.com/bellamisblakes/status/1209661875094339585
https://twitter.com/bellamisblakes/status/1223591735390957568?s=21 or this https://twitter.com/bellamisblakes/status/1223591735390957568
https://twitter.com/bellamisblakes/status/1165531524365611009?s=21 definitely not this https://twitter.com/bellamisblakes/status/1165531524365611009
https://twitter.com/bellamisblakes/status/1137716271670124547?s=21 AND I WILL NEVER FORGET THIS https://twitter.com/bellamisblakes/status/1137716271670124547
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