Everyone in the family was like "Do you really need to take up so much freezer space with all this broth" made from the carcasses of whole chickens that I had earlier roasted.

But I knew.
Has there ever been a more amazing quote than “Please don’t. No more turkey carcasses,” the 86-year-old said...
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