I ran into a guy I know on my street yesterday and instinctively stuck out my hand. We started shaking... at the same instant we realized, and our eyes met in horror.

Then — I’m ashamed of this — I pulled out aforetweeted sanitizer, hit my hand, forgot to offer him a squirt. https://twitter.com/time/status/1248234671290437633
The new etiquette, folks. For those of us who were embarrassingly bad at the old
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