EVERY TIME I READ JUNGKOOK BEING MESSY IN A FIC I AM FILLED WITH THE UNEXPLAINABLE NEED TO SHRIEK AND THROW MYSELF ONTO A FAINTING A COUCH

like In Real Life he’s so weirdly obsessive he has a preferred scent of laundry softener!! hes a millionaire whos never even home and yet!! its not ab Aesthetic, boy doesnt even own a pillow, he just needs the Comfort, the Dependability /sends the millionth selfie from jins bed/

no u know whos worse, HOBI, id recognize a fellow neurotic cleaner anywhere, he does his best to go w the flow of his much messier group but after like three days he just loses his mind and has to CLEAN it has to be put AWAY HE CANT SLEEP IT HAS TO BE ORGANIZED-

thinks intently ab him cleaning the entire camper in bon voyage at ten at night, of him complaining jimin leaves his socks out, of that picture where his clothes are perfectly folded on the bed, my baby control freak i love h-

however, and this is gonna be controversial, jin is clutter clean

he likes smelling nice and looking cute, but hes ALSO kind of a hoarder and his things just seem to collect in piles ok its not his fault hes got like forty rj’s, he’ll put away the dishes Eventually he swears

its organized chaos he says loftily, he knows where things are he says, no he didnt buy another pair of slippers because he couldnt find the first thats defamation of character its just Useful to have two, oh wait fuck theres the other one, THREE pairs of slippers shut up

in direct contrast namjoon is just plain a disaster bi. hes got other things to worry about!! meetings to attend, emails to answer, porn to jerk off to!! ! sure hes now using his tupperware for cereal bc all the bowls are in the sink, but he’ll get them later ! ! !!

theres a weird funk in his suitcase and when he digs in he finds a snack glued to the inner compartment that mustve melted at some point and had been simmering ever since and hes so disgusted he deigns to be a Cleaner Person, , ,right after he finishes this one thing,,

jimin is, hes trying okay, but he just doesnt Think about it his brain is elsewhere and really its not a big deal all his clothes are Hamper Adjacent, his things are piled nearish to his suitcase, like cmon hobi-hyung its not that big a deal theyre leaving tomorrow Anyway

however jimin is also nothing if not a Slut For Praise and after an entire decade hobi has successfully pavlov’d him into associating cleaning with head pats and he will Get Those Head Pats So Help Him

taetae is a beacon of chaos, its part of his Joie De Vivre to simply be surrounded by a tornado of luxury shoes he has personally crushed the heels of its not his fault other people Dont Understand the feng shui hes cultivating

however he also cannot stand BUGS and this one time he and namjoon accidentally forgot to clean up well before they left and maybe caused an anty infestation and- anyway he doesnt leave his bowls out anymore

yoongi, has major dad energy.

he’s perfectly comfortable living in minor filth and will sometimes get very into what hes doing and just kinda end up with a stack of ramen bowls and wine glasses but the second that mess might be WITNESSED he enters into a cleaning frenzy

HOWEVER, yoongi is also an anxious soul and if he has imprinted on a space everything has a SPOT and he wants it in EXACTLY THAT SPOT

if the very anal placement of his studio speakers is touched he will enter into a grouchy sulk, Only Yoongi Is Allowed To Mess Up Yoongis Stuff

THANK YOU FOR COMING TO MY TED TALK, as usual if u disagree it must be a full dissertation submitted in mla format-

also, @ everyone who took the first tweet in a horny way, i see u, i see u and im slow blinking in judgement https://curiouscat.me/juicypneach 

tag urself im a hobi