Do Not Lick.

I know, I know, that saturated magenta-red, glossy texture, & neat shape are just crying out for a taste test, but this fucker is hydrated cobalt arsenic.

It’s soft poison that’ll dissolve on your tongue. NO. https://twitter.com/geologytime/status/1248628159295246336
If you were to risk trace exposure with a quick lick (pls don’t), most likely taste would be metallic garlic.

You could skip the low-dose poison & get the flavour by licking foil used to roast garlic. Less pretty, but less likely to lead to organ failure!
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