Big hello to my neighbour who was outside drunkenly screaming at five in the morning. Probably not gonna be feeling great soon, hey?

This seems like the perfect opportunity to test every power tool I own, yes?
Neighbourino on their other side has decided now is the *perfect* time to cut down that tree

As an added bonus, someone's car alarm is going off
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