currently obsessed with my local butcher; i called and asked if they have whole chickens and a man with a basso-profundo new yawk accent said "of course we have the birds. you think this is gonna stop us from having the birds?"

sure some of you who left have fields to frolic in but the real question is DO YOU HAVE THE BIRDS

and yes, he said it like boids, for those wondering

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