it’s amusing to see the extent to which people are praising Doug Ford, the incompetent loser who looks like a human ham sculpture from a country fair. you don’t *have* to worship power. the whole point of governance is you get serviced without having to exalt the governors.

a month ago Doug Ford was actively telling people to leave the country and enjoy their holidays. no big deal! now because he stares down a camera daily all flop-sweaty, like he’s made of heart attacks, we are supposed to salute him and wear his face on a t-shirt. grow up!

the extent of my approval—or disapproval, frankly—is represented by the percentage of my annual income taxes that pay Doug Ford’s salary. he can HAVE that! that’s HIS! he loves it!

I hope the post millennium puts these tweets in an article so a bunch of single fathers can threaten to murder me for not wanting to marry Doug Ford and fill my home with the sound of our children’s laughter.