I’m sorry, WHAT????
Remember when you were a kid and tried to take your bathing suit off with your shorts still on? But not for $570 dollars?
Aren’t anti-shorts just underwear?
Janties? More like jaunties or also jaundice.
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Gather round everyone. If you /really/ want to treat yourself and have an extra $15 on top of the $285 to spend and need something less casual:
I only want one kind of hardware near my crotch, and it’s not antique copper!
Much better
Quarantine edition: for when you haven’t been able to get a wax so you need some more coverage.
Folks. The denim jacket is BUILT IN.
How does one put this on? Like a kilt?
@liz_the_lemur they have a wide variety of “biker shorts” that might be of interest to you.
Now on to men’s fashion!
I don’t think that’s what “belted” means.
I have no words left to describe any of these so I’m just going to leave them here.
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