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How to Stan Salman Khan (very subtly)
A guide by Khushi Kumari Gupta Singh Raizada

Read on to know the secret!

Illustrated by Manorama & #39;Mami& #39; Singh Raizada
Edited by NK

Reviews
"What the -" - Arnav Singh Raizada,MD of AR designs

#IPKKND #IssPyaarKoKyaNaamDoon
#1

Change your ringtone to Chalo Maiyya Ke Bhawan,a parody of Salmanji& #39;s banger Hudd Hudd Dabangg!

Very subtle! And now you have a reason to listen to his songs everytime someone calls https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👍" title="Thumbs up" aria-label="Emoji: Thumbs up">
#2

Put up a large poster of Salmanji on your bedroom wall even though it might scare the living daylights of your partner https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙌" title="Raising hands" aria-label="Emoji: Raising hands">
#3

Dance like Salmanji in front of your partner even though it might result in them getting a heart attack. You can& #39;t let such technical karaabiyan stop you from being a subtle Salmanji fan!
#4

Cut and paste pictures of you and Salmanji together! 100% foolproof!
#5

Fabricate a story to enter the cinema hall! Be a queen!

Even if you have to throw your partner under the bus!https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🔥" title="Fire" aria-label="Emoji: Fire">
#6

If your partner starts complaining just threaten to leave him for Salmanji. Works like a charm!
#7

SLAP THE SHIT OUT OF A LYING,MURDEROUS,FILTHY HUMAN(especially if his name starts with an S and ends with a M) EVEN IF HE WEARS A SALMANJI WAALA BRACELET!

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I& #39;m just bored I don& #39;t mean any offense to any characters . (except Shyam. Shyam can go choke on a cactus). I love Khushi and everything about her. she& #39;s legit the love of my life . This is just for fun!
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