I remember when I was a security guard, one of the scheduling managers wasnโ€™t thinking & put me in a room with a dude that was 6ft & 200lbs. How in the hell was I going to hold that man back until more people came to the rescue ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
I guarded this girl one day that needed to have an exorcism done on her. That was an experience.
I got a bucket of hidden pee thrown at me cause the person I was guarding wanted a man in the room, not a woman cause he was gay ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
When it was 5 of us trying to put this tall person in the โ€œcalm downโ€ room on the mental floor & the nurse got a split eyebrow ๐Ÿ˜– I still remember hearing the connect
Chasing someone who jumped out of the ambulance as soon as they pulled up ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€ caught him too
I let my guard down for a split second while my manager was in the room and got headbutted in the chest ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
This girl called my gay coworker a fag & uppercutted her so bad ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
My coworker decided to put his head next to the persons feet & guess what, he got a chipped tooth ๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ˜ฃ
6 of us were holding this strong dude down for a while and he just peed in his pants
When I applied for that job, I thought I was going to be watching security cameras. Then I got told I had to take two self defense classes and learn how to restrain someone ๐Ÿ˜–
It was funny too cause I was so girly. Hair laid & my nails always done but I was down for whatever when it was time ๐Ÿ˜‚
There was a coworker I was cool with then out of nowhere it was on site everytime ๐Ÿ˜‚ dude threw chairs & all. As long as it didnโ€™t hit me cause I had people on speed dial ready for him. Then he got in a fight with another dude and our boss had to arrest him ๐Ÿ’€
Iโ€™m not going to front tho, that was the funnest job I had. Especially when you make friends with the ones that drive the work cars and we sneak away to grab food then we get a serious call & gotta speed back & pretend like we werenโ€™t 3 miles away at TGIF ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚
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