Thread by @NikiRsa, I remember when I was a security guard, one of the scheduling [...]

I remember when I was a security guard, one of the scheduling managers wasn’t thinking & put me in a room with a dude that was 6ft & 200lbs. How in the hell was I going to hold that man back until more people came to the rescue

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I guarded this girl one day that needed to have an exorcism done on her. That was an experience.

I got a bucket of hidden pee thrown at me cause the person I was guarding wanted a man in the room, not a woman cause he was gay

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When it was 5 of us trying to put this tall person in the “calm down” room on the mental floor & the nurse got a split eyebrow

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😖" title="Confounded face" aria-label="Emoji: Confounded face"> I still remember hearing the connect

Chasing someone who jumped out of the ambulance as soon as they pulled up

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I let my guard down for a split second while my manager was in the room and got headbutted in the chest

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This girl called my gay coworker a fag & uppercutted her so bad

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My coworker decided to put his head next to the persons feet & guess what, he got a chipped tooth

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6 of us were holding this strong dude down for a while and he just peed in his pants

When I applied for that job, I thought I was going to be watching security cameras. Then I got told I had to take two self defense classes and learn how to restrain someone

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It was funny too cause I was so girly. Hair laid & my nails always done but I was down for whatever when it was time

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There was a coworker I was cool with then out of nowhere it was on site everytime

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy"> dude threw chairs & all. As long as it didn’t hit me cause I had people on speed dial ready for him. Then he got in a fight with another dude and our boss had to arrest him

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I’m not going to front tho, that was the funnest job I had. Especially when you make friends with the ones that drive the work cars and we sneak away to grab food then we get a serious call & gotta speed back & pretend like we weren’t 3 miles away at TGIF

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