Please tell me about your dumbest dog

okay talked to my mom, she reminded me of Gus the Boxer. Ate cicadas until he puked, fought with possums because hey wouldn't be his friend. Failed click-training completely and wondered why the trainer was making that noise with her hand.

but the best part: During click-training Gus would just look at the trainer doing nothing and panting while the other dog, a brilliant Doberman-Redbone mix, was in the far corner DOING EVERY MOVE SHE ASKED LIKE SHE WAS MAKING FUN OF GUS