my mum cracked out the small rabbit chocolates and wants to make a love story and she’s like,, “how do i make this one a girl?”

MA’AM they’re chocolate rabbits???????
“they had babies” please https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">
she just straight up ate them.
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