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in honour of the #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons 
hype today's lockdown activity is going to be re-reading the Animal Crossing book that i wrote and submitted to an online forum when i was 10
hype today's lockdown activity is going to be re-reading the Animal Crossing book that i wrote and submitted to an online forum when i was 10
a classic line straight off the bat in the first chapter, clearly 0 understanding of what going bankrupt actually means, strong
but haven't we all felt like this during the gaming process really?
(which is weird because I didn't mention it before.)
AFTER A FEW MINUTES
so for context, Olfano, who was the man (salamander) behind the main character's father going so bankrupt she can still frequently splash bells about like they're going out of fashion, kidnaps her love interest and they're having a court case for...shits and gigs, apparently?
i cannot in any way deal with this line
"Someone murder somebody, here!"
Primary 7 me....ugh, her mind...
offered without comment
(i should say that after the multi-story building collapses and the character of Gaston falls about 20 floors to the ground, he turns out to be very much alive and the next day simply hobbles into the main character's house on crutches. internal bleeding? we don't know her)
Choices for Life's impact
more context here, the main character's love interest has an evil twin who sells drugged chocolate that makes whoever eats it...well i'll just let u read xo
i cannot stress enough the lack of plot this story had...10 year old me really thought she was writing the next Harry Potter when it was really the Animal Crossing: Wild World version of My Immortal
in my defence fatphobia simply was not a word in 2007
so many questionable aspects to this section
did i mention the section where they bought Concorde for £50,000 (bells)?
"Animal Crossing:Wild World is rated PEGI 3, appropriate for players that are 3 years and above."
this sums up my entire attitude towards any concept of a storyline
the sad ending to this thread was that obviously the moderators eventually saw it for the living shitpost that it was and closed it down, an event that had 10 year old me crying for literally days xo
