Bella is having an existential crisis about looking older than her 109 year old boyfriend #NewMoon

Eddie tried to break up with this hun and she said take my soul I don’t want it. Then tried hurting herself to make him keep coming back. Akho therapist in this bush town? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">

This hun is keeping her dad up every night having convulsions in her sleep cause she got dumped. I really miss this kinda romance

Bella mized her regular degular friends to seek solace in another outlier boy minding his business just to turn his world upside down. She’s basically a terrorist.

Jacob left with a high fever and came back in the pouring rain topless with a new tattoo. I have found my lockdown inspiration.