No, YOU just spilled boiling tea straight onto your nipple through a thin t-shirt

Even Boychild came running at THAT scream.

I just want to virtue-signal here by pointing out that I didn’t go straight for the frozen peas, I rummaged till I found the frozen cranberries that have been there since Christmas and barely count as Food.

So the cranberries thawed, inevitably, and I was distracted by Twitter.