I would LITERALLY jump out of a car (HEAD FIRST) going 150mph for a juicy 12oz can of redbull rn. I haven’t had that delightful battery acid twang coursing through my dehydrated and shriveled up veinsat 5am in a GIRTHY ass minute.

If i get my greasy, globular hands on a sweet sweet can of that good stuff in the next.. uhh 24 hours.. you ABSOLUTELY KNOW i will chugjug that shit in about 0.2 seconds and i might even eat the can too!

Anyways... it’s currently 5:24am which is FAR past my 7:30pm bedtime and I’d say i should put my dense skull down on a fluffy pillow and get some shut eye! See you guys when i wake up at about 2:30 in the afternoon to eat a hardy breakfast of Frosted Flakes!