I’m viscerally grossed out by joe biden and I’ve never been more thankful to be canadian and not have to watch us cable news. He reminds me of this 92 year old friend of my grandpa’s named Richard. Richard insists on wet mouth kissing every woman he meets.

He does it by gripping both sides of their face and utilizing the advantage of surprise (you know, like a predator (from the film predator). Most women likely panic and accept that he’s a mouth kisser. you know like how people just platonically mouth kiss strangers???

Grandpa didn’t seem to care or notice that he does this, but my Grandma warned me ahead of time. I was ready and poor richard had no idea I knew what was about to go down.

So when he grabbed my face and came at me with his gross pale slug lips I also grabbed his face and we did that wrestling grapple. I almost immediately overpowered him because he is a 92 year old man on oxygen.

His gross wet lips were deflected to my gross wet hairy armpit because he was no longer as strong as he thought he was. And more than likely, his wife and my grandparents were there so he wasn’t expecting me to resist.

Our grandmothers were mouth kissed(in my case literally) so we wouldn’t have to. So maybe what I’m saying is elder abuse is good sometimes? joe biden has sniffed and touched hundreds of women and girls in broad daylight, on camera and live television. He’s gross richard

And after November if thar gross richard beats the old gross richard I will be banned from america for this thread.