Like fuck there’s only one school in the whole of the UK for witches and wizards when you’ve got an entire society of magic which rivals that of muggles

Also, with the amount of kids they must have and increasing annual intakes through the boom years like fuck they only have one teacher per subject

Legit never reading these books to my kids, and not just because Rowling is a raging transphobe and anti-Semite, but because they plainly depict a completely inaccurate reflection of education