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think my mom& #39;s giving me brain worms please help
the mixture of me being an adult and her being around more now is such a weird experience
there& #39;s stuff like her her being completely flabbergasted over me being able to tell the difference between characters from different languages
and then there& #39;s her asking me to translate something she sees a friend of hers posts on fb because apparently briefly being taught spanish when i was little + attempting to learn it in 4th grade when i had a teacher that refused to teach me stuff is enough to learn a language??
and THEN she& #39;s been fixing food lately and i think i& #39;m gonna lose my mind because she just tosses stuff in without seasoning and it& #39;s just. so bland. i didn& #39;t realize that food could be bland
also she& #39;s been playing and singing veggie tales songs a bunch and i. i don& #39;t think that i can take it much longer
oh right she& #39;s also been reapeatedly watching the jurassic park movies and the ring tone from the third one (?) is haunting me yet again
see? that typo isn& #39;t because i& #39;m gay and can& #39;t spell-- it& #39;s because of the brain worms that have slowly been infecting my mind
AND because i was just reminded of it-- our living room has become a minefield of her shoes and socks. mostly socks. every time i look away there are more socks
