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1. “So I’ve got pretty legs - now scram!”
2. Self Raising Flour
3. “Doctor, I think I’ve got water on the knee!”
4. “It’s very full here, but I’ve got a nice little room here with coal and gas included!”
5. “Don’t forget you promised to teach me to drive a car, too!”
6. “Now, which of you is going to be Mother?”
7. “Take it away! I can’t stand the sight of fat!”
8. Following in Father’s Footsteps.
9. Come into the office!
10. Stick ‘em up! I said...
11. 51 - 45 - 59, Interested?
12. “What did the gentleman say his name was?”
“Couldn’t quite catch, Dear, but it sounded like Rollocks!”
“Couldn’t quite catch, Dear, but it sounded like Rollocks!”
13. Adam didn’t really fall for an apple - he fell for a smashing pair!
14. Have you a headache, dear?
No, I have feet-ache!
No, I have feet-ache!
15. “You men are all the same - sticking out until you get what you want!”
16. “The Sands are Gold
The Sky is Blue
You can see my ass
But it can’t see you!”
The Sky is Blue
You can see my ass
But it can’t see you!”
17. Mother’s behind again
18. Have you cotton wool balls?
What the hell do you think I am - a RAG DOLL?
What the hell do you think I am - a RAG DOLL?
19. Must ring off now, Mum - George wants me for something!!
20. It’s the little things in life that count.
21. Blimey - this is one wedding present that’s going to be useful!
22. Don’t bother to come down Miss - I can see where the short thrillers are!
23. Would you like to spend an hour or two with these, sir?
24. Gladys - that’s not Mr Smith’s HAND you’re shaking!
25. Could you lift your bananas a bit higher sir - I keep counting them wrong!
26. Herbert!
27. It must be a record!
28. Look quick and get my flies undone and let’s get on with it!
29. I suppose this is your idea of good clean fun, Mavis!
30. No Annette - I said I’d meet you by the BIG CLOCK!
31. Now I know why they call you Mr. Softie!
32. Your eyesight isn’t too good - but there’s nothing wrong with your reflexes!
33. The stiffness hasn’t actually gone - but it’s shifted!
34. “Down tools!”
35. “I didn’t know your friend was still here - I thought I heard you say that Dickie had slipped out!”
36. From now on - you’ve had it chum...!
37. “ I know you felt sorry for the man selling balloons - but why buy the lot?”
38. “Do you think it will help if I sing the national anthem?”
39. So that’s where you were when the ship went down. You swine!
40. Do you like cocktails, luv?
Yes - have you heard any good one lately?
Yes - have you heard any good one lately?
41. “Fancy being jealous of the milkman - he’s in and out in five minutes!”
