Let's just lay out some facts about my battle against Luongo for the CTMM tournament before I drop my usual video/audio evidence later on the weekend.

1) Voting for Luongo is a vote for someone actively working with the Florida Panthers to win a Cup, not the Canucks.
2) A vote for Luongo counts against the cap due to the cap recapture clause so you're basically stealing cap space from the Canucks by voting for him.
3) When Lu tweets once (and he will), people will be tempted to vote for him because he's a hall of fame goalie. It will also be the last time Luongo tweets about Vancouver for about a year.

Vote for the guy who tweets with you every. single. day.
4) Luongo once murdered Cory Schneider with a zamboni.
5) Do we really want to see another Florida voter election fraud scandal? You saw what he did to poor Harman. Don't let it happen here.
6) Lu is used to losing in Finals, so it's ok if he takes the loss here.
Make no mistake, I am up against a giant. I have very little chance of winning. But isn't it about time someone from Vancouver won something? Especially a tournament about Vancouver?

Do the right thing. Vote Wyatt. Vote your pal Stanchy.

And if all else fails.. #WyattOrWeRiot
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