Let& #39;s just lay out some facts about my battle against Luongo for the CTMM tournament before I drop my usual video/audio evidence later on the weekend.

1) Voting for Luongo is a vote for someone actively working with the Florida Panthers to win a Cup, not the Canucks.
2) A vote for Luongo counts against the cap due to the cap recapture clause so you& #39;re basically stealing cap space from the Canucks by voting for him.
3) When Lu tweets once (and he will), people will be tempted to vote for him because he& #39;s a hall of fame goalie. It will also be the last time Luongo tweets about Vancouver for about a year.

Vote for the guy who tweets with you every. single. day.
4) Luongo once murdered Cory Schneider with a zamboni.
5) Do we really want to see another Florida voter election fraud scandal? You saw what he did to poor Harman. Don& #39;t let it happen here.
6) Lu is used to losing in Finals, so it& #39;s ok if he takes the loss here.
Make no mistake, I am up against a giant. I have very little chance of winning. But isn& #39;t it about time someone from Vancouver won something? Especially a tournament about Vancouver?

Do the right thing. Vote Wyatt. Vote your pal Stanchy.

And if all else fails.. #WyattOrWeRiot
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