As a celebration of all this extra social media time

Here is A thread of things that my boyfriend has said that makes me want to yeet him off a cliff (into a pile of love) @traptuary
Me: everyone is raving about “Don’t F*ck with Cats”

Jax: guess we’ll have to check it meow-t
“I prefer paper strawberries because they’re better for the environment”
“Maybe do some jumping jacks...and by that I mean..jump on Jax”
This one was so bad it reminded me that this thread exists
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