reasons to vote for joe biden: a thread✨
none literally zero reasons ever
anyways... my heart's❤️stolen👮‍♂️uh😳i said i got my heart💚stolen😨from a robber🕵️‍♂️with some high heels on🔛nothing🚫i could do i couldn't❌stop🛑her👩‍🎓from leading👣me on🔛yeah✔️it’s a love👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨robbery🔫(yeah)💯it’s a love👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩robbery💣(lets go)🚗it’s a love👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨robbery🧨(uh)😧yeah☯️okay👌
the sun☀️was setting🌅it was picture📸perfect when i met her👩‍🔧she had me thinking💭her and i was gonna be together👭forever?♾wait😟hold up🤚you thought🗯this on the first date🗓man👨i know🧠its like she got me hooked🎣right➡️away✈️i i couldn't see👁it coming🍆
like a sucker punch🥊took my heart💜then she's out that's a hit🏓and run🏃‍♂️it’s like i’m at the police👨‍✈️department🛫broken hearted💔time🕑to figure⛸out🔚how it all started✅uh😯5'2🧎‍♀️with some attitude😈it’s all good👍cause honestly😌i think its kinda cute😁last seen🔍
in a little black🖤dress👗watch⏰out for those eyes👀cause she's armed🔫and dangerous😼like bow🙇‍♀️hit🧤you with that one shot🥃hands🤝up⬆️she said🗣give me everything🌎you got‼️and then she'll dip✌️like it never👋even happened⁉️she can kill🔪with those looks💁‍♀️fatal💀attraction🥵
uh😣i said i got my heart💙stolen♒️from a robber🤕with some high heels👠on🎟there’s nothing🦽i could do i couldn't stop✋her😿
anyways end of thread thank u and remember that joe likes sniffing little girls ❤️
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