So, I don& #39;t have a cat. This is the longest stretch of my life whence I haven& #39;t had a cat. If you have video of your cat purring or making noise, please.

Is all I& #39;m saying.

To everyone sending me purrs and meows:

I love you.

To everyone telling me "just to get a cat," I can& #39;t have animals in my apartment and it murders my soul. It has nothing to do with commitment. I had my first cat for twenty years.

If I could have a cat I would have fourteen cats and you would never see me again. If I could have a cat this would be me

You know how some people get when they smell a baby& #39;s head?

That& #39;s how I am when cats purr. I just start crying.