(AP) Trump donor and Mar-A-Lago member Ron Meatballsub, inventor of the Flaming Jaegermeister Enema Shot™, to be named Economic Recovery Czar. Mr. Meatballsub, currently incarcerated on 11 counts of Manslaughter by Watercraft (Jet ski) will be pardoned by The President in /1

order to attend his own swearing in ceremony with his 27th wife Bananas Versaciii3. The President called Mr. Meatballsub "One of the greats, everybody is saying he& #39;s the last word in windshield wipers," apparently mistakenly referring to the Rain-X Weatherbeater brand of 2/

wiper. Mr. Meatballsub& #39;s immediate plan to stimulate economic growth is to drill a $77 trillion tunnel to the center of the Earth "to capture Bigfoots (sic) or angels". Democrats called the plan "ill-advised".