Imagine being a government agency and getting funded millions of dollars to pull super vague numbers out of the sky.

Best job ever.
“What’s your predictions for people who could die of corona”

Well... It’ll be between SOME and ALOT.

“I need numbers”

Ok. 11,000 and 300,000.

“Thanks this helps us tons with our treatment plan in no way at all. Cheques in the mail”
"here is 1,000,000 dollars we need an estimate of how many dicks your mother sucked"

Its between 11,000 and 300,000

"great work, thanks"
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